September 30, 2014
talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break intalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break in
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

September 30, 2014

fray24472:

themazerunnerdaily:

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he just sums up his life in 2 sentences 

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September 30, 2014
congalineofdurin:

aquasplendens THIS IS LITERALLY HOW YOU FLIRT THIS IS HOW I HAVE TO SET YOU UP WITH GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY YOU

congalineofdurin:

aquasplendens THIS IS LITERALLY HOW YOU FLIRT THIS IS HOW I HAVE TO SET YOU UP WITH GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY YOU

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September 30, 2014

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

image

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September 30, 2014
lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

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September 30, 2014

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

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September 30, 2014

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September 30, 2014
gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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September 30, 2014

iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

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September 30, 2014

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via retiredjesus)

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